Survivor:dude,where are thou?



Aku memang tak puas hati.Memang,memang tak puas hati.Malah aku praap gila ni.Macam manalah orang perempuab boleh menang lagi Survivor.Mana perginya orang lelaki?In fact, the last man standing pun bukannya lelaki sejati sangat.Rafe tu gay kan?Well, kat final 5 pun dah tinggal si Rafe tu sengsorang. Habis semua lelaki di outwit, outplay and outlast oleh kaum Hawa.

Dalam banyak-banyak moral of the story yang boleh aku dapat,this is the biggest and memorable one that I can think.Woman is a better manipulator or dalam bahasa sopannya woman is a good back-stabber.

Kata orang,kita akan show offkan our true character kalau kita masuk masuk especially in that harsh condition.If Survivor series can be used as a bench mark, than I can conclude that woman is a better species than man.By the way, if I'm not wrongly counted,there are 6 male winners and 5 female winner of the Survivor series so far. Wow,not that bad huh!For the record,I'm not that some kind of male chauvinistic OK.

Note:Hahahaha.Actually aku saja jer neutralkan statement aku tu.Kang merajuk pulak gewe-gewe yang addicted to my blog ni.InsyaAllah kalau tak de aral melintang aku akan naik gunung tahun baru 2006. Err... sihatkan cara aku memulakan tahun baru?Tahun baru mestilah azam baru.

MAS Oh MAS,ada apa denganmu

Still Life with Lobster
2003, Charcoal, 100 x 83 cm

Still Life with Violin
2003, oil on canvas, 124 x 100 cm


Fact & Figure
1.Invoice for Sophoa Vari/Fernando Botero(1st April 2005).
i. Sophia Vari (Coeur de L'Impenetrable ) RM 75,000.00
ii. Fernando Botero (Still Life With Violin) RM 1,140,000.00
iii. Fernando Botero (Still Life With Lobster)RM 342,000.00
Total RM 1,557,000.00
2.Sophia Vari is Botero 3rd wife(still wife).

This is the controversial art piece of MAS RM 1.5 million saga-the Episode ll.Both art presented above are by Fernando Botero.I cannot found the picture of the third controversial art piece entitled Coeur de L'Impenetrable by Sophia Vari.Actually I'm not sure it's a painting or not because Vari is more famous to be known for her sculpture work.

Hanya jauhari mengenal manikam and since I'm not a jauhari or a serious art critique,my two cents worth of opinion is that I think both painting does not deserve to get my second look.I don't understand their ridiculous price tag.It should cost much cheaper.

I know it's so wrong to judge another people tast but pleaselah MAS,do buy something that is well spent every cent unless you have a thick pocket to blow off which in this case I don't think you are so.This is classic case of taste crime.Or can I describe it as a fashion crime?-the desire to continously look good to the extend of buying expensive total crap.I think MAS in it position as GLC should lend their support to the local art scene just like the wishes of our Minister of Art, Culture and Heritage,Datuk Seri Utama Dr. Rais Yatim sometime this year.Not buying some an expensive uninteresting art piece.

"Belilah Barangan Buatan Malaysia"

Note:I love painting and I can spent hours admiring them(don't mind the standing) because I think I love to see beautiful things.Somehow,all these beautiful things are meant to be admired only(by me).They are so expensive to be my own.Errr...by the way,aku belum pernah lagi mencemar duli ke National Art Gallery.Tak de masa ma.Gua sibuk bangat.

Baby Banjir

Macam biasa Kelantan dan Terengganu dan macam tak biasa Kedah dan Perlis ditimpa banjir pula tahun ini.Bila sebut pasal banjir ini,sejarahnya ia mempunyai kaitan yang rapat dengan aku.

Ini kerana aku dilahirkan pada musim banjir. Mengikut sejarahnya,pada saat aku "Hello World" jer kat planet Bumi ni, hujan mula turun tak berhenti-henti sampai jadi banjir. Keadaannya masa itu boleh dikatakan teruk jugaklah kerana paras air sudah menenggelamkan 3/4 kaki katil besi(yang zaman dulu-dulu tu).

Hebatkan peristiwa kelahiran aku.My mak kata macam Hang Tuah lahir. Orang tua-tua kata aku ni murah rezeki ataupun akan jadi famous dan ternama suatu hari nanti.I'm not sure how to comment about the progress of those stuff but for sure there is some special connection between me and the rain.I cannot saylah what it's because...

Note:Balik kampung cuti Christmas ni,kalau turun hujan aku rasa aku nak main hujan. Kat KL ni tak boleh main hujan sebab hujan dia berasid. Boleh rosak kulit muka tau.

Korean fever

Drama Korea memang addicted untuk ditonton sebabnya pelakon diorang kebanyakannya hensem-mensem, cantik lawa dan comel-lote. Yelahh, siapa ler yang dapat melupakan wajah super duper hensem seperti Won Bin (Autumn In My Heart) dan keayuan Song Hae-Gyo (Autumn In My Heart).

Super Rookie

Nothing really strong about this romantic comedy drama but still that do not prevent me from getting addicted.Mungkin sebab Bong Sam tu handsome kot or Mi Ok tu sweet, err... tapi mereka taklah cun sangat pun. Well,aku pun tak surelah apa yang membuatkan aku addicted.

Memories Of Bali

Dah puas bergembira selama sejam dengan Kang Ho and the gang,masa untuk bersedih dengan Zai Min pulak.Cerita ni memang tangkap sedih habis dan banyak kali jugaklah bila Zai Min menangis aku pun terkantoi nangis sama-sama.Hahahah.Pathetic sungguh aku ni.

Tapi yang memang membuatkan aku melekat tengok cerita ini ialah sebab kehebatan lakonan pelakon-pelakonnya.Yang paling utama ialah kebolehan hero-hero dalam cerita ini yang boleh menangis especially yang muka serious tu.Diaorang ni boleh menangis masa kat tengah-tengah dialogue(for surelah no camera trick or Eye-Mo is used).By the way,pelakon perempuan dia Li Shui Jing(real name Ha Ji Won) ialah pelakon wanita yang paling berjaya di Korea. Mmmm..tapikan dia taklah secun Song Hae-Gyo yang aku admire gila tu. Macam mana dia boleh jadi yang paling kaya yek.

Something About1%

Cerita ni aku boleh kata cerita paling romantik pernah aku tengok tapi malangnya aku tak dapat tengok dia properly sebab waktu dia on-air kat TV ialah pada pukul 6.00PM.Mmm..waktu tu mesti aku masih kat office or tengah nak berjogging or membuat riadah or berdating.Rasa nak pinjam dari Mel(wife kawan aku yang addicted gak kat drama Korea macam aku) tapi macam seganlah.Hahahaha.Macam mana yek ni?

Note:All the series mentioned above ni dah habis dah kat TV dan yang pasti telah ditukar ke cerita Korea yang lain.Satu pengamatan aku ialah di Korea ni mereka mempunyai ramai pelakon sebab cerita dia jarang aku tengok pelakon yang sama just like Indonesia movie industry.Tak macam Malaysia.Balik-balik mula tulah kat TV,muka tulah jugak kat panggung.May I request a new actor please?I think aku dah overdose sesangat dengan Erra and Rosyam Nor.By the way,ada possibility tak aku confius dengan pelakon Korea yang aku kata ramai tu.Mungkin diaorang ubah rambut ke,style lain ke.Tu yang membuatkan aku keliru tu.Kalau betul,nampak sangatlah perubahan imej diaorang berjaya sebab aku yang expert ni pun boleh confious.

Oops,I did it again and again



Aduhai.Opex aku burst lagi untuk kali yang keberapa entah tahun ni. Kalau macam inilah keadaannya,nanti kalau nak kahwin aku kena rompak banklah jawabnya or tak payah kahwin jer kot.Tak cukup duit tak jatuh hukum wajib kahwin kan?Nak pinjam skim pinjaman perkahwinan JAIWP,tak layak pulak.Gaji kena minimum RM1024 sebulan kan?

Nak kata aku sedih sampai tahap kena retail theraphy,errr...aku gembira jer sejak dua tiga menjak ni walaupun ada sedikit busy gila mengejar dateline yang so impossible. Maklumlah,aku dapat big bos baru.Tapi takkan sebab work stress kot yang buat aku bershopping sakan ni. Yang hairannya,masa aku buat wish list for this month,aku hampir panic sebab tak tahu nak beli apa.

Tapi yang muskilnya bila dah sampai 1-Utama,jadi panjang pulak wish listnya.Inipun ada 4 lagi item yang dalam pertimbangan termasuklah kasut Nike yang sungguh yummy itu. All the 4 item itu aku tak jadi nak beli sebab dah terlepas kedainya sebab rushing nak balik tengok Shin Chan.Kira selamatlah sikit kesihatan wallet aku.Kalau tidak,makan roti lor gua bulan ni.

Lagu Jiwa Lagu Cinta:Mawi feat M.Nasir

Menyanyi kerana gembira
Menyanyi kerana sedih
Menyanyi kerana rindu
Aduh siapa dapat membaca
Hatiku saat ini

Menari kerana melayan
Menari kerana sunyi
Menari kerana kasih
Ada di depan masih juga tak mengerti

Gerangan apa buat ku kemari
Dalam temasya ku memencil diri
Darilah jauh asyik memandangnya
Sekalipun dia masih tak perasan
Ku di sini..

Oh~~~

Lagu jiwa
Bukan lagu mengadu nasibku
Lagu cinta
Bukan lagu meratap hidupku

Hanya nak menyatakan
Tuah dan untung badan
Diuji hebat cinta
Sehebat begini.. hebat begini...

Gerangan apa buat ku kemari
Dalam temasya ku memencil diri
Darilah jauh asyik memandangnya
Sekalipun dia masih tak perasan...
Ku di sini..

Oh~~~

Lagu jiwa
Bukan lagu mengadu nasibku
Lagu cinta
Bukan lagu meratap hidupku

Hanya nak menyatakan
Tuah dan untung badan
Diuji hebat cinta
Sehebat begini.. hebat begini...
hebat begini.. hebat begini.. hebat begini

Dammit.I'm an eunuch

You Are 50% Boyish and 50% Girlish

You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch. Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes.You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them. You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be.

How Boyish or Girlish Are You?

Because Of You:Kelly Clarkson

I will not make the same mistakes that you did
I will not let myself cause my heart so much misery
I will not break the way you did
You fell so hard
I've learned the hard way, to never let it get that far

Because of you
I never stray too far from the sidewalk
Because of you
I learned to play on the safe side
So I don't get hurt
Because of you
I find it hard to trust
Not only me, but everyone around me
Because of you
I am afraid

I lose my way
And it's not too long before you point it out
I cannot cry
Because I know that's weakness in your eyes
I'm forced to fake, a smile, a laugh
Every day of my life
My heart can't possibly break
When it wasn't even whole to start with

Because of you
I never stray too far from the sidewalk
Because of you
I learned to play on the safe side
So I don't get hurt
Because of you
I find it hard to trust
Not only me, but everyone around me
Because of you
I am afraid

I watched you die
I heard you cry
Every night in your sleep
I was so young
You should have known better than to lean on me
You never thought of anyone else
You just saw your pain
And now I cry
In the middle of the night
For the same damn thing

Because of you
I never stray too far from the sidewalk
Because of you
I learned to play on the safe side
So I don't get hurt
Because of you
I tried my hardest just to forget everything
Because of you
I don't know how to let anyone else in
Because of you
I'm ashamed of my life because it's empty
Because of you
I am afraid

Because of you
Because of you

Roti Boy



This is my amazing 2005 discovery in the food category.I discover it while eating a japanese food at this fancy Japanese restaurant at Mid Valley.Since The food taste unfamiliar to my taste buds,I took a lot of time to chew it.

While doing so,I noticed that so many people come and go at this RotiBoy shop even at some point they are queueing.Wow,the roti must be so good judging by the traffic there.I made a promise to myself that later I must buy the roti from this shop. I also notice the same queueing at RotiBoy in KLCC but buat poyo jer because I think those peole are simply hungry.

Sadly,the next day when I come to the office,I received an email that RotiBoy is not certified halal by JAKIM.However,just recently I found out that RotiBoy got the halal certification.Apa lagi,while passing this RotiBoy oulet at The Curve,I grabbed one. The verdict is,memang yummy bertepatan dengan slogan diaorang "one is never enough bun to die for".The only side back is your pee-pee will smell like you are taking a caffein.

Note:This is a free promotion for RotiBoy.I do not have any interest in their business.

Mega Mendung



Another biggest catch of the day from me at KLIB is the Mega Mendung design which is made famous here in Malaysia by Rizalman.This raw material catch is priced at a stunning RM75 only.For the similar Mega Mendung design ready to wear by Rizalman,it will cost you handsomely at minimum RM500++.I spent quite some time admiring this stunning piece. If not because of the design and colour feel quite effeminate to me, I'm would surely laughing all my way to the tailor shop.The manly version already sold-out the day before.

By the way,I think right now we can only have Mega Mendung from Rizalman. Sorry to say but I cannot wait to see in the future that we can have the cetak rompak version of Mega Mendung just like what happen to Tom Abang Saufi design that I think being copied to death right now.You can always find it from the "chokia" pasar malam to the posh KLCC Aseana.The only difference lies at the material only.Even an established designer also copied Tom famous signature design.

Tulah,jual mahal sangat lagi.Nowadays not only the entertainment industry is being pirated,every other industry pun dah kena cetak rompak.

Note:Moral of the story is whenever there is some fantastic event,make sure you datang awal. Early bird kata omputehnya.If not,kempunanlah just like me.Nampaknya aku kena pergi Indonesialah kalau macam ni.

KLIB

Full name:Kuala Lumpur International Batik Convention&Exhibition 2005
Title:The Business Of Batik
Venue:Putra World Trade Center,KL
Date:8th-11th December 2005


The KLIB actvities contains a convention, exhibition, Piala Seri Endon & Malaysia Batik Week but for the program,I only visited the exhibition.The adjectives that I can think of the exhibition are small, elegant, very low-key affair event but slightly exclusive. Everything there are interesting to me.From the painting exhibition to the batik interior design competition. From the Lim Kok Wing historical showcase of batik to the fashion show featuring my current muse, Amer Chia. But the most interesting of all are the exhibitor booths.That is actually the objectives of my day.To buy something in batik.

After circle the exhibition area for 2 times,then I decided to buy a very nice batik cetak shirt at a stunning price of RM25 only eventhough it was a L size. It's Made in Indonesia.Very the oversea OK. No way man we can get the same price for the same one produced locally.Paling busuk pun mesti >RM60++.For the RM25,I think what we can get here for the equivalent batik cop is something that can be easily converted to a table cloth.

For the batik cetak,I think Indonesian batik is always being the finest and intricate as well as much much superior in term of quality and design of their craft per our RM.Malaysian batik on the other hand is more focus at batik tulis which is something not really the specialty or the scope of our nearest batik neighbour, Indonesia .

Note:For my mother,I bought her a pink coloured shawl for RM20 only. Err...what is my mother favourite colour yek?

Kad Raya

Sungguh mengejutkan dan sungguh tak disangka.Aku ingat dah tak de orang berminat nak bagi aku kad raya.Dapat jugak aku kad raya tahun ini walaupun dah habis raya baru aku tahu ada orang bagi aku kad raya.

Tambah mengejutkan ialah si pengirim kad itu.Someone from my history(here I nicknamed her white). Tambah megejutkan lagi ialah the way the card is found. Well, it was found by one of my sis who maybe bored with her life decided to spring cleaning the house.Itupun dia tak bagitau aku.Luckily,one of my spy inform me.Itupun kena bagi pengeras tengok Narnia:singa,ahli sihir dan almari baju bila dia datang kl hujung minggu lepas.I believe the card is sent by hand and if I'm right I know who accidently hide the card so I don't have it.

Aku tak sure nak tulis benda ni tapi what the heck kan.The history is,5 years ago,I nearly got engaged with this white ni but somehow on specific reason my family doesnt' agree with my choice(to be continue).

Note:I hope this will be my last entry on Raya stuff.Kalau kutersasul di kemudian hari,kupohon maaf in advance yek.Nampak sangatkan aku ni puasa sebulan tapi rayanya setahun.Tapi sebenarnya banyak lagi Raya related stuff yang dah didraf.By the way,anggaplah this entry as a bridge to next festive season iaitu musim mengawan that I really miss.

Pencuri,pencuri,pencuri,pencuri:part 3

Satu lagi perkembangan mutakhir kat my opis ialah ada staff tu telah kantoi mencuri hasil-hasil kerja kreatif rakan sekerja yang diletakkan di dalam "virtual safety vault" kitaorang for his personal use outside the office.Dengar cerita dia jual source code kitaorang.Tapi tak berapa surelah siapa tu walaupun aku macam sure. Adalah dalam 2/3 kali aku hampir terlepas buat topik breakfast/lunch masa si staff tu ada dekat-dekat dengan aku.So far,aku hanya tahu upload ke "virtual safety vault" tu. Download baru jer nak belajar.So memang dah terbukti bukan aku yang curi yek.Tapi yang aku terbuka hati nak belajar download tu sebab aku pun curi jugaklah. Hahahah. Macam Mat Gunx. Selamba jer copy-right hasil kerja aku yang juta-juta RM valuenya itu. Walaupun aku reluctant sikit nak bagi tapi atas dasar "now aku tolong dia, next time dia tolong aku pulak",aku relakanlah dengan hati yang tulus ikhlas my hasil kerja tu di copy-rightkan.Belanja aku Secret Recipe OK.NOTHING IS FREE nowadays anymore.

Note:Aku suka sangat kalau dapat peluang nak curi tulang.Contohnya macam tulis blog masa office hour or worst case macam korang,baca blog masa office hour.Tapi sekarang ni aku teramatlah busy.Tu yang blog ni dah lama dah update.Tambahan pula keyboard laptop aku bengong pulak kat masa-masa kritikal ni.So dah tak boleh drafting kat rumah at my leisure time. Pesanan aku kepada yang mencuri tulang sama ada sengaja atau tidak,insaflah.Kalau kerja dah siap tak pe.Kalau kerja yang belum siap macam aku ni,baliklah lambat sikit untuk gantikan masa yang telah dicuri tadi tu.In my case aku curi tulang untuk mengupdate blog.

Pencuri,pencuri,pencuri,pencuri:part 2

Yang ini memang aku praap gila.Not once but twice minyak motor aku kena curi kat area rumah sewa aku ni.Diulang suara.Minyak petrol OK.Something dalam banyak-banyak benda dalam dunia ni,yang memang tak pernah terfikir oleh aku yang ada orang sanggup nak curi. Lainlah kalau kita dalam krisis minyak ke.Agaknya mamat tu mesti desperate gila kehabisan minyak. The first time tu penatlah aku menyongsong my motor to kedai. Nasib baik tak kena gelak dengan mamat motor yang sungguh world tu.Kalau ikutkan logik, memang takkan kering minyak dalam motor tu unless tinggal lama-lama sangat. At least kalau nak ke kedai jual minyak tu sempatlah.Memang aku geram gila.Kalau aku nampaklah mamat tu,memang aku belasah dia cukup-cukup.Apa nak jadi, jadilah. Errr...boleh ke aku belasah orang ni sebab aku tak pernah bertumbuk pun seumur hidup aku.

First weekend after a long syoknya raya,ramai polis datang kawasan rumah aku. Ingatkan ada apalah.Rupa-rupanya after aku CSI the following week,ada pencuri yang telah jadikan satu rumah kosong kat tingkat atas sebagai port diaorang.Nasib baiklah diaorang tak masuk rumah aku yang kunci gitu-gitu jer.Tapi kalau masuk pun buat rugi jer sebab semua bling-bling aku dah bawak balik.Setakat dapat tengok Astro dan makan aiskrim jelah diaorang.

Note:Aku dah berjaya "mencuri" maklumat dari sumber-sumber yang amat boleh dipercayai pasal the best kept secret kat Seksyen 8 tu(refer laporan open house:part 3).Pembetulan.Nama dia Nawal bukan Huda. Entah sapa-sapa pulaklah Huda ni.Aku pakai bubuh jer sebenarnya. Sorry ye Nawal.Yang jeling-jeling kat abang errr....I tu, boifren you ke?Cakap kat dia,abang errr....I tak takut sikit pun.By the way,boleh kita berkenalan?

Pencuri,pencuri,pencuri,pencuri:part 1

I'm actually still prapp with Astro identity theft stuff.Dah lah baru-baru ni aku tengok CSI yang berkisarkan identity theft.Tapi nampak tak berapa logik.Kalau logik,nampak sangatlah senang nak manipulate USA punya sistem.Err...USA tak de sistem pakai IC macam kitakan. Adapun sistem driver licence yang memang senang sangat nak diclonekan. British pun baru nak undi usul guna sistem ada IC ni kat Parlimen diaorang(tak sure progressnya sebab dah lama tak follow).

My Pak Su is robbeb.Not once but twice at my nek's house during his balik kampung.Modus operandi pencuri tu senang saja.Buka tingkap and kaitlah apa-apa yang boleh dikait.Ngeri jugaklah sebab rumah aku sebelah tu jer. Nasib baiklah tingkap rumah aku jenis yang susah nak bukak unless dia memang dah terbuka dari dalam.Tapi my rumah tu pun dah ada percubaan orang nak masuk.Yang horrornya masa diaorang cuba nak masuk tu,aku baru jer balik dari menyongket at somewhere. Masa tu aku sorang jer. Ssemua orang tak de(tak ingat depa pergi menyongket kat mana).Pastu buat selamba jer tidur tanpa check semua tingkap bilik dalam rumah tu.Nasib baik pencuri tu tak masuk semula sebab dah 20% tingkap tu diumpil.Maybe pencuri tu takut kot sebab aku pasang lampu terang-benderang macam pesta Deepavali. Aku ni boleh tahan jugaklah penakutnya kalau dah kena tinggal sorang-sorang dalam rumah macam tu.

Note:Menyongket tu bahasa Perak yang maknanya berjalan-jalan. Jangan fikir yang bukan-bukan yek.Satu lagi perbendaharaan kata bahasa Melaka yang aku dapat masa balik raya dulu ialah "mek nau". Maknanya ialah teramat(in negative sense).

Miss "Marina" Goodie Two Shoes

Cuba korang perhatikan tulisan Marina Mahathir sejak dua tiga menjak nie. Macam over pulak menghentam orang pada pendapat aku.Kesian pulak aku kat Pak Lah.Setiap hari Rabu mesti indirectly kena "action kamen" dengan Marina.Walaupun maybe apa yang dia disuarakan tu betul tapi kenapa masa ayahanda terchenta dia di dalam kerajaan tak delah pulak dia so over like kaduk naik junjung macam nie.Semuanya bagus jer. Semuanya perfect jer. Jalan cerita pun banyak fokus at NGO.

Bukankah sepatutnya kalau dia ni in true spirit of NGO,zaman Pak Lah ke or zaman Dr.Mahathir ayah dia ke,kita kena remain neutral(the "N" in NGO).Dah nama pun NGO kan.Tapi sekarang pH dia dah prone ke arah keasidan sikit. Please don't be like "Miss Goodie Two Shoes"lah. Pastu complaint kenapa orang selalu pandang NGO nie in a such negative aura. Excuse me,takkanlah sudah gaharu tak cendana pula cik kak Marina hoi.

This is not an "action kamen" from me to her because I enjoyed reading her stuff eventhough at some many points I do not sekapal with her opinion. She is one of the many damn good writer that I'm some sort of followedlah.By the way I love her article masa zaman cemerlang, gemilang and terbilang of her father. So "Miss Goodie Two Shoes". Suka pulak aku guna idiom ni(walaupun tak relevant).But now whenever I read her article,it's like whatever rasa yang dulunya terpendam,keluar memancut-mancut dari kotak fikiran dia.

Jangan praap ye kak Marina.Kalau you boleh freedom of speech,I pun boleh freedom of speech jugak kan.Malaysiakan boleh.Boleh gitu kak Marina?

Note:Tulisan Marina Mahathir boleh dibaca setiap 2 minggu sekali Rabu,The Star.Entry ni dah lama terperap dalam draft blog aku.Kalau dah tak relevant tu faham-faham sendirilah yek.

Makan-makan



Lokasi:Amarin Heavenly Thai,Mid Valley.
Tujuan: Tak berapa sure.Silih pilih sendiri untuk jawapan.
A-meraikan album baru El-Divo .
B-kenduri kesyukuran MyVoice project.
C-meraikan Nuzrin yang baru naik pangkat(plus naik gaji) tapi malu-malu nak mengaku.
D-semua di atas.
Tetamu istimewa:Tak de tetamu istimewa tapi tetamu datang masa orang dah habis makan adalah.
Menu:Thai style kot-ada tomyam,daging bakar kot,ikan kukus/goreng, sayur-sayuran and ayam dalam daun. Later,just for me I have a pulut mangga yang Yin kata sedap sangat. Yin and Suzi share-share makan pisang kukus letak santan kelapa just like the santan in my pulut mangga(kalau tahu my mak mesti dia gelak punya).
Masa:05 December 2005,lunch.
Aktiviti: Bertukar-tukar fikiran.No gossip OK.Aku information overloaded sebab prior to that ada sessi bermeeting sepanjang pagi.
Note:Mahal sikit kot makanan dia compare with other Thai cuisine restaurant.Nak kata sedap sangat tu,I think bolehlah tapi still not value for moneylah.Kalau saja-saja nak bazir duit bolehlah.

Identity theft



I'm so praap.My identity is being cloned and use it to subscribe Astro.The story is that,2 days before Raya,Astro called me and informed that my accounts are due.One in Ampang and one in Klang.I'm so shocked because I do not live at that area eventhough the IC No+handphone NO belong to me.I told the truth to Astro and I'm advised to report this matter to Astro Fraud Department or otherwise I will be held responsible for that accounts.For temporary measure I asked them to terminate that mystery accounts.

After Raya,I report to the Astro Fraud Department.Further investigation(by Astro) revealed to me that the person who stole my identity claimed to be my brother.Named Azlan with the same bin.The funny things is his IC is identical to my IC except the second digit is changed from '7' to '6'. Luckily Astro have this secondary information regarding their subscriber who subsribe under the something called Second Decoder scheme.I do not know what is the end of this because I left everything to Astro to decide.Hopefully nothing bad happen anymore.I want to say that it's very easy to fool Astro(they do not verify with the referral account) or is it something of inside job. Whatever it is I'm not hesitate to file a police report.The Astro staff who called me also panicked when I told her that if they still insist to make me pay I will sue them.

Note:By the way I would like to say that that this Astro Fraud staff is very proactive.She always calling me for any update.Their Astro Guide department is so slow-moving such that after 2 times report,6 months in waiting, my Astro Guide still MIA.Only recently that stupid Astro Guide arrived at my door step.

Laporan open house:part 3

Pelik jugakkan.Syawal dah habis tapi still ada orang buat open house. Since all my open house invitation are in the evening,I took that opportunity to have extra hours of sleeping.Later I have a late breakfast with "Flight Plan" followed by back to back plate of "Lost season 2"Since I still have a room for snack,I decided to have some dose of "Alias season 4" plus a cup of "Thundercats". Mmmmm...what a beautiful ways to start a day.No wonder I don't have time to tidy up the house.

I planned to go to Elly open house with Zanes because I want to meet Adam Hariss.I decided to go lone-rangerly since that little fella was asleep. I couldn't wait for them.I'm so hungry such that I felt I can eat a goat.Sorry Elly,for not bring Oren.She had more important things to do. To Elly,I would like to give many-many stars to your nasi kerabu.That is the most delicious nasi kerabu I ever ate in my entire life.If not I'm ashamed to Haji Romli,for sure I will "tambah" for 3x. Err..ni you homemade ke you beli ni Elly?To Apai,thanks youlah for accompany me to eat(eventhough he is down with a fever).Tapi kalau ko tak demam pun aku paksa ko temankan aku makan jugak.Hahahah.

Next destination,Husna open house at Shah Alam.Mulanya aku segan gila nak pergi tapi what the heck kan?Orang ajak makan.Bukan suruh aku menyanyi ke,berperang ke. Agak ackward jugaklah at first. Tambahan pula awek(tak cun)yang sat oposite me macam asyik tengok aku jer.Yang Indian couple tu pun ada senyum-senyum kambing kat aku. Cuak jugalah. Manalah tau zip seluar aku terbuka ke,baju aku kotor kena kuah ke or bihun tersangkut kat misai ke(err..ada ke misai).Selain jumpa Husna,objectives aku datang ialah nak jumpa Jack.Tapi mamat tu malulah pulak.Lari ke rumah sebelah.To Husna,"thank you down keladilah" for inviting me.Kalau ada makan-makan lagi,ajaklah I. Err.. yang baju oren(sedondon dengan aku) siting 2 chair next to me tu Huda ke? Ala, awek yang tengah sibuk tengok gambar dalam handphone tu.Hai Huda...boleh berkenalan?Ada best kept secret rupanya kat Seksyen 8 ni.

Skip pergi my uncle house @Seksyen 9 because karang miss pulak tengok Shin Chan.

Note:Men are designed to look and as a man when I see beautiful things,I cannot help myself but to have a look and try to appreciate the beautiness.It's automatic OK. Nasib baik Oren tak ikut.Kalau dia ada mesti aku tak boleh tengok lama-lama. Jangan praap ye Oren. Abang... err I dah tersengaja tengok lama-lama.Sebenarnya,I bukan dapat tengok lama-lama pun.Mak dia asyik nak interframe jer.Bila aku nak tengok jer,mesti mak dia ada dalam itu "gambar".Kantoi banyak kali sungguhlah.Hahahaha.

ITTM 95 Mini Gathering

Place:Azhar&Iym house
Purpose:Open house ala potluck cum mini gathering
Date:27 November 2005/25 Syawal 1426

After a long hiatus,finally ITTM 95 (now MMU) have a "together-gether" session.The last if I can recalled is at All Star Sport Cafe,MidValley.

Eventhough only 1/4 people turn out,the respond(through email)is so overwhelming such that some friends that I considered MIA are indeed alive.Kudos for Gee for your initiative and my so special thanks for Iym&Azhar for nor mind borrowing their beautiful house to be raided by us.

I arrived very late because prior to that I went to Mid Valley.Sshhh...I sesat also because the map is not very accuratelah. Aziz@my ustaz must be so praap upon seeing my outfit that day. Sorry Aziz,I tak sempat nak tukar imagelah. Terus rush pergi rumah Iym.However I'm so relieved that my smelly friend si Taik is not there when I arrived and left me with all my favourite friends.
*my sparkling partner in crime

As expected si Taik ni buat kecoh pasal my outfit in emailgroup tapi bagi aku bukan ada apa sangat pun.Normallah dressing macam tu.Dia tu jer yang jakun datang dari mana ntah(teringat kat Indon yang pelik tengok aku masa kat MMU).Kalau dia yang tetiba dressing macam aku, memang jatuh hukum wajib semua orang kecoh.Tapi aku malas nak membalas sebab kalau aku respond nanti,panjang pulak ceritanya.Lagipun bila diaorang dah bosan bercakap sebab aku tak layan, nanti diaorang berhenti sendirilah.Macam inilah petua aku nak menutup mulut diaorang yang susah nak tutup tu.Kena sabar banyak-banyak jelah. Ehhh...tetiba rasa macam celebritilah pulak. Hahahaha.Siti Nurhaliza yang bagi nasihat ni kat aku.

Note:Aku dah sibuk semula ni.Biasalah bila project nak start.Macam-macam benda nak difikirkan. Sesiapa yang rapat dengan si Taik tu, nasihatkanlah dia to cari awek.Jangan asyik fikir nak kacau aku jer. Suruh dia rendahkanlah sikit dia punya awek requirement tu.Lagipun dia tu bukan handsome sangat pun.Dahlah buruk dan badan berbelang-belang,pengotor pulak tu.

HomeDec 05

This one pun I nearly miss.Nasib baik on the way to Pak Ngah Mokhtar house,nampak banner dia.Akukan peminat interior desinger sejak dua tiga menjak ni,maka jatuh hukumlah event-event yang macam ini aku tak boleh miss.

So the next morning,pepagi buta lagi aku dah terpacak kat Mid Valley. Oleh kerana dia start at 11.00AM maka terpaksalah aku merayau-rayau sambil membahayakan kesihatan wallet.Ingat nak ke JJ for J-Card Priviledges Day tapi terlupa pulak bawak coupon.So membahayakan terpaksalah kesihatan wallet kat tempat lain.

Well,happening jugak HomeDec kali ini sebab lagi grand dari last year.Banyak product yang menarik yang boleh aku considerkan for my upcoming house(dahsyat gila berangan). Kat sini aku jumpa Roman blind yang menepati piawaian ISO aku after a long searching(sebab jadi lama ialah aku tak really search pun) tapi aku lupa pulak bawak measurement dan paling penting lupa nak bawak duit kot.Nak agak-agak karang takut salah pulak.


FYI, ini for my mum kitchenlah.Dah lama dah aku pegang budget nak beli "window dressing" for kitchen ni tapi tak de yang berkenan.Aku ni cerewet jugak bila bab-bab macam ini. Oleh kerana dah lama,kadang-kadang tu budget langsir ni boleh bertukar jadi kasut, stuff kat Tesco, Carrefour,Isetan or JJ or selalunya bertukar jadi baju dan seluar.

So here I would like to point out that most entry pasal interior tu mostly for my kampung house and my "customer" house(aku tolong beli jer,idea and tenaga foc).My house here tak de apa-apa pun.Rumah orang bujanglah katakan.Cawan pun hanya ada 6,pinggan ada 1,sudu dan garpu ada 2 pasang jer and bowl for Maggi ada 1.Dammit.Bunyinya macam aku kena pi IKEA jer beli pinggan macam Mihar.

Note:Next year(2006) HomeDec akan ada 2 kali.Satu di MVEC and satu kat KLCC.One in May and the other in September but I don't remember which one for which area.

KLAFW 2005



Note:I miss this event because dah tersasul ke Sungei Wang tapi rasanya macam tak best jer yang tahun ni punya.Maybe depa berkabung lagi for Endon kot.Lagipun kan baru jer 40 hari isteri Pak Lah tu meninggal.By the way, yang Malaysian designer banyak buat masa hari kerja.Kalau last year aku dapat the "sopan" version of my blue&white shirt that previewed at KLAFW 04,this year aku tak dapat apa-apa.Lagi pun aku not in the mood nak bershopping.Maybe dah bertaubat kot sebab dah shopping sakan masa nak raya tempoh hari.

Laporan open house:part 2

Pagi
Pepagi buta lagi aku dah terpacak kat KL bagi menyempurnakan misi membayar hutang and later ke Sungei Wang bagi menggunting rambut at my usual shop. Well,dah ke KL wajiblah kesihatan wallet aku terjejas. Memula nak beli shirt tu aja but this amoi cun telah ayat aku baik punya suruh aku beli lagi to cukupkan certain amout so that I will get a 20% discount on total(kiranya yang second item tu akan jadi foclah provided jangan pilih yang mahal sangat). Last-last dari hajat nak spent 15 minit jer kat kedai ni jadi 1 jam.Pilih sizelah punya pasal.

Petang
Balik singgah rumah sekejap for solat and rush to open house Haizam yang sepelaung dari rumah aku.Praaap gila aku bila my motor tak boleh start. Sedap dalca kat rumah Haizam.Very light and easy just the way I like it.Then pi rumah Miji(my bos).Nasib baiklah ada bubur jagung tu sebab masa dia bawak for open house office aku dapat makan sikit jer. Memula tu kerek nak makan sebab ingat tak sedap tapi bila dah makan ketagihanlah pulak.

Malam
Nap for 5 minit sebab dah nak pengsan sangat and then pi Bukit Jalil to meet my ayah, mak, poksu and mok su to go to Pak Ngah Mokhtar kenduri @Ampang.Terpaksa pergi together-gether sebab depa tak tahu jalan.Aku pun sebenarnya tak tahu jalan jugak tapi pura-pura pandai. Sedap jugak soto yang dimasak oleh my sepupu ni.Aku makan banyak walaupun sakit tekak sebab sedap.Lagipun reason makan banyak ialah aku dah terambil cili banyak gila tadi masa start gerak-gempur tadi.Yang lawaknya,my mak and Mak Ngah(tuan rumah) terperangkap dalam bilik sebab masa semua orang lelaki dah datang depa still pok pek pok pek dalam bilik.Bila majlis dah start dah tak boleh keluar. Haiyo,ini macam orang pun ada ka.

Note:This is my typical weekeend.Mesti tak lekat kat rumah.Hope this weekend aku boleh stay kat rumah tengok Thundercats and Shin Chan tapi macam ada lagi open house jer kena pergi.Err...bukan Syawal dah habis ke?